ElizabethObviously

Member since Oct. 2006

I'm Elizabeth! I am a 39 year old married mommy! I am a typical Virgo, meaning introverted, sarcastic, perfectionist. I have a daughter who is 17 named Ava! I have been VERY happily married for about 18 years! I love to connect with people on a deeper level, making friends for life!

I am one of those girls that looks sweet, like a soccer mom but has a darker saucy side. My sweet side includes a love of cooking, my ambitions (and thus far failure) at becoming a Stepford Wife, reading a good paranormal romance, watching comedies with good quotes, collecting old black and white pictures for a project, and cute stationary. My dark side includes a fascination in the psychology of serial killers, tattoos and the stories behind them, oddities, vampires, zombies, black and white erotica, Stephen King...

Words to describe me: creative, sarcastic, giving, quiet, bossy, quick tempered at time, loyal, understanding, sensual, introspective, thoughtful

Things I Like:

Old black and white photographs/Finding new music/new socks size 9-11/large/Binge watching on Netflix/ZUMBA/MC Romance novels on Kindle/Time travel, time loops and parallel universes/Burnt orange/Coral/Bullet Journals/Planners/ MAMBI planner stickers/ Peter Pauper journals/Furry Bones/dragonflies/

cute little monkeys~~cute penguins~~Cupcakes~~Buddha statues~~Clif Bars~~Variety Puzzle books~~cloth hair scrunchies~~cloth headbands~~lotions/body sprays: raspberry, musk,strawberry, lavender~~wax tarts~~Pin up girl stuff~~Bettie Page~~Dita Von Teese~~Girly Skulls~~unused US stamps~~Cute Stationary letter sets

Things I Dislike

Slow Drivers~~People who judge others for any reason~~white or dark chocolate~~smoking~~cold weather~~spiders~~tea of any kind--please DO NOT SEND IT~~coffee of any kind~~hard candies~~eyelets-just never got the hang of them~~religious materials~~smelly/torn/dirty items~~the smells vanilla and peach~~notecards (I already have plenty)~~random scraps of scrapbook papers( I honestly pitched the majority of my scraps. I don't want yous)~~

• 17 years old

• LOVES anime...Black Butler, Attack on Titan, Voltron

• Loves make up, fake nails, hair scrunchies

• Loves Tim Burton, Stranger Things, David Bowie, RHPS, The Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, 80's movies

• Is a laid back kinda gal

• Is in high school, sophomore

• Loves black, pink and purple.

• Loves most music. Has a wide variety of likes when it comes to music

• Loves anything glittery or sarcastic like shirts with unicorns farting rainbows. Loves sarcastic shirts, mens or womens.

• Wears size XL or 2X for shirts

• Loves flavored chapsticks, lipglosses, cute hair stuff

• Loves fruit snacks, gummies, pop tarts and oatmeal with flavors (no raisins)

• Loves to draw, do artsy stuff.

• LOVES to get new penpals in her age range, boy or girl,,can send letters, little gifts, drawings.

• Loves to read in general

Raisins

Mints

Peppermint

Cinnamon Candy

• 40 years old

• Loves tattoos

• Loves music

• watches wrestling rolls eyes

• Loves trivia books, esp Uncle John's Bathroom Readers

• Likes cookbooks, to cook, to grill out

• Old cemeteries

• Clif bars-any flavor

• Loves candy like Swedish Fish, gummy worms, white chocolate

• Loves spicy foods, hot sauces with funny names ( Devil's Farts, Alien Anal Probe, Bubba's Butt Blaster)

• biographies on musicians, WWE wrestlers

• shotglasses

• he drinks coffee and tea.

• Freemason stuff