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SatisHuman

SatisHuman
Date Joined: September 16, 2009
Last Online: June 27, 2022
Birthday: August 18
Country: United States
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Sati's Human?

Sara from Ireland - I received a great package from you but it doesn't have your username. Please help me identify you so I can rate you and thank you.

I'm really, really interested in acquiring/trading foreign currency.

Sati is my cat. I am her human. She passed away in Jan 2020, but she is still in my profile picture. I also have four other kitties, Gravy Boat, Isis, Peta and Elliot. Yes, I am a crazy cat lady and I love my animals more than absolutely anything else on this planet.

After cats, my other favorite animals are flamingos, seahorses, hedgehogs, frogs, penguins, turtles, llamas, geese, snakes...pretty much anything that isn't a spider is cool with me.

I love foreign things - languages, people, cars and alcohol. If you speak a foreign language and want to tickle my fancy just write something in it. I don't even care if you translate it for me, I just like the way it looks! I also collect foreign currency and am interested in trading.

My favorite color is purple. I'm also fond of green, orange and silver.

I love Jon Bon Jovi.

I am an atheist, child-free by choice, pro-choice, vehemently liberal, pro-LGBTQ rights, an avid reader, into body modification, and a letterboxer.

Collections

  • Alice in Wonderland is my passion. I am primarily interested in items with the original illustrations by John Tenniel, but I also like the Disney and Tim Burton versions. The Cheshire Cat is my favorite character.
  • Harry Potter (Hufflepuff)
  • Coca-Cola
  • Jagermeister
  • Foreign currency
  • Canada
  • I letterbox as well. I am Sati's Human on Atlas Quest.

Edibles

  • dark chocolate
  • caramel
  • chai tea latte
  • coffee
  • Toffifee/Toffifay (depending on which country you're in)
  • Maple Nut Goodies
  • anything from Trader Joe's
  • Yuengling
  • Magic Hat #9

Movies

Eurotrip, Dodgeball, The Usual Suspects, The Wedding Singer, Miss Congeniality, Dangerous Beauty, Shrek, The Princess Bride, The Crow, Office Space

TV

nip/tuck, Dirty Jobs, Scrubs, Family Guy, Intervention, The Office (US version), Weeds, Breaking Bad, The Big Bang Theory, Tosh.0, The Daily Show, Ren and Stimpy, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black

Music

80s! Bon Jovi, Poison, Motley Crue, Skid Row, Guns N Roses, Duran Duran, Firehouse, Nelson, Cinderella, etc.

And of course the music that characterized my angst-ridden teenage years - Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Korn, Tool

The last concert I attended was Bon Jovi (of course).

Since there aren't any strictly 80's or angst-ridden stations around here, I listen to classic rock during the day. My favorite morning show is 2GNC.

The Christmas Contradiction

I love Christmas but I am not religious. For me it is all about sensory indulgence. I love the lights, the smells, decorations, ornaments, cards, trees, presents and carols. I love the commercial hype, not the proselytizing.

Books

I will read anything you put in front of me. I like fiction, erotica, autobiographies, murder mysteries and feminist literature. David Sedaris, Anne Rice and Jeanette Winterson are just a few of the authors I enjoy.

Likes/Dislikes

Likes

  • chapstick
  • It's Happy Bunny
  • Flying Spaghetti Monster
  • Harry Potter (especially the Weasley twins and Hufflepuff)
  • Luxo Jr. (the Pixar lamp)
  • mermaids
  • She-ra Princess of Power
  • long, dangly earrings
  • silver jewelry
  • Duke Blue Devils basketball
  • Appalachian State University (my alma mater)
  • anything ostentatious

Postcards

I'm very easy to please. I'll take new, unused, storebought, freebies, ads, homemade, and Zazzle cards. I like all kinds of postcards; the weirder, the better. If you have a postcard you don't know what to do with or that you think no one will like, then send it to me. And if you really want to make me scream like a little girl, I love to receive cards with:

  • flamingos

  • giraffes

  • pelicans

  • penguins

  • chinchillas

  • cats

  • emus

  • llamas

  • spoons

  • mermaids

  • Harry Potter

  • Alice in Wonderland

  • cupcakes

  • hedgehogs

I like receiving handmade/Zazzle cards!

Dislikes

  • having my name misspelled - it is correct the way it is spelled in the address section, no need to change it because it doesn't look right to you. Please spell my name correctly.
  • people singing along with the radio
  • grape or cherry flavored candy
  • gummy candy (bears, worms, etc.)
  • powder based things like Jell-O or Koolaid
  • overtly religious stuff
  • anything child related (Anne Geddes, Precious Moments, etc.)

Swap Policy

I promise to send and rate on time. If you don't receive something, please let me know.

However, I am not a Swap-zi. I am not going to count the days between the deadline and the postmark, unless it is an egregious amount of time. We are all here to have fun and I understand that life happens. If there is an issue, just let me know. That being said, I mark my items as sent when I click send or put them in the post. If it is after the collection time or a holiday, the mail will be picked up the next day.

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Ratings

paperlover rated for Catra's 15 Questions Swap #3 on Jun 28, 2022
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Comment: I enjoyed reading your answers thanks for sharing
Dianacrdn rated for Catra's 15 Questions Swap #3 on Jun 28, 2022
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Comment: Same I donโ€™t watch much tv.
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Comment: Whoa - I never heard of this and had to look it up. I'm seldom speechless, but dang!
Hotthreads rated for PH: List 5 Series - Fears on Jun 26, 2022
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Comment: Thank you
simcoe54 rated for PH: Scavenger Hunt for PCs #185 on Jun 26, 2022
5
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Comment: Thanks for the great postcard selection.
Writercat rated for HMPC: Put a Cat on it Postcard on Jun 25, 2022
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Comment: Thanks so much for your PURRRfect cat card. It is adorable and you did a wonderful job on it. Love it! Cathy
dorcii rated for Would You Rather #5 on Jun 21, 2022
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Comment: Thanks for your answers :)
Shrita rated for Cat Postcard Swap #3 on Jun 21, 2022
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aurelas rated for Email Music Game #9 on Jun 18, 2022
5
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Comment: Very cool list. I'm not a Kenny G fan either, lol
OrigamiGrace rated for CPG ~ Collab HMPC ~ 6/22 ~ USA on Jun 17, 2022
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Comment: Awesome collab pc - thank you!! Hope yours comes home soon!
ktk8 rated for HMPC: Scavenger Hunt #2 on Jun 17, 2022
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Comment: Awwww..... love this post card..... thank you so much I TOO love these swaps and getting my brain working and finding the elements.... many hearts to you!!!
ChristineMartinez rated for MMPC - 3 Layer ATC - May on Jun 14, 2022
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Comment: This didn't meet the swap criteria, specific to over use of stickers.
tendersores rated for Email Music Game #9 on Jun 10, 2022
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Comment: Thanks for sharing your songs!
Cindymt rated for Would You Rather #5 on Jun 9, 2022
5
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Comment: I do like your reasoning for the first question! Thanks for sharing :)
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kammy rated for Email Music Game #9 on Jun 8, 2022
5
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Comment: Greta list. I love Evanescence and Maroon 5
tendersores rated for Would You Rather #5 on Jun 7, 2022
5
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Comment: Thanks for sharing your choices! We had almost all the same ones haha
mysmashbooklife rated for Email Music Game #9 on Jun 6, 2022
5
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Comment: I like Rammestein as well! Thank you for sharing!
purplecoffeefairy rated for Email Music Game #9 on Jun 5, 2022
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MeetSarah87 rated for Would You Rather #4 on Jun 5, 2022
5
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Comment: Thanks for sharing. A housekeeper would be so cool.

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Comments

RiverTopanga on May 29, 2022:

Thank you for working on my Collab HMPC - rnd 26. Love the cute bunny and pretty "watercolor" background.

bluehairedmary on May 9, 2022:

Happy Monday from NYUP group!

RiverTopanga on Apr 8, 2022:

Thank you for working on my coloring collab in round 23. Love the colors you used, and thank you for coloring in the background! ๐Ÿ’™

Aseret25 on Mar 4, 2022:

Thanks for working on my coloring collab postcard! It arrived back home today. :)

supersquirrel on Feb 2, 2022:

Yahoo - thank you for the jam ๐Ÿฟ๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ

chimerix on Jan 25, 2022:

Thank you so much for the Alice in Wonderland ATCs! They are great! And thank you for the stickers too.

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GummiBear on Jan 1, 2022:

Received your Items for the Quick I need Tag. Thank you sooo much!!!

RiverTopanga on Dec 11, 2021:

Thank you for completing my CPG - Collab HMPC Nov and for sending home! I love seeing what other people add!

Merry Christmas ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…

Autist on Nov 27, 2021:

Thank you for the buttons, key and postcards from the Cheap Postage tag! I love all of it!! Will be very useful! Cheers, Evan

BusyB on Aug 15, 2021:

Received my Daisy coloring collab. Love the way it turned out and thank you for sending it home to me!

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