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SatisHuman

SatisHuman
Date Joined: September 16, 2009
Last Online: December 3, 2024
Birthday: August 18
Country: United States
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Sati's Human?

I believe you can learn all you need you know about a person by how they treat the waiter/waitress, how they treat animals, and if they return their cart to the stall.

As of late, I've noticed more and more issues with delayed deliveries by the USPS. Please be patient and I'll do the same. I'm always willing to resend if a swap does not arrive.

Sati is my cat. I am her human. She passed away in Jan 2020, but she is still my baby, hence my username. I also have four other kitties, Gravy Boat, Isis, Peta, and Elliot. Yes, I am a crazy cat lady and I love my animals more than absolutely anything else on this planet.

After cats, my other favorite animals are flamingos, seahorses, hedgehogs, frogs, penguins, turtles, llamas, geese, snakes...pretty much anything that isn't a spider is cool with me. I like animals more than most people, which is why I spend lots of time introvert-ing with my cats.

I love foreign things - languages, people, cars and alcohol. If you speak a foreign language and want to tickle my fancy just write something in it. I don't even care if you translate it for me, I just like the way it looks! I also collect foreign currency and spoons.

My favorite color is purple. I'm also fond of green, orange and silver.

I love Jon Bon Jovi.

I am an atheist, child-free by choice, pro-choice, vehemently liberal, pro-LGBTQ rights, a mental health advocate, an avid reader, into body modification, and a letterboxer. Some people may warn their children about people like me because I'm heavily tattooed and pierced. But I promise I'm harmless.

I am impossible to offend. The raunchier, the better. I love adult coloring books (by which I mean curse words, sexual innuendo, offensive themes). I love jokes about religion and stereotypes. If it is taboo and something that people usually whisper about, there's a good chance I'm laughing at it. If you are familiar with the work of Anthony Jeselnik you'll know what I'm talking about. While I like to laugh at things that most people dislike, I don't condone hate speech or cruelty. Do what you like as long as you don't hurt anyone else.

Collections

  • Alice in Wonderland is my passion. I am primarily interested in the Lewis Carroll version with the original illustrations by John Tenniel, but I also like the Disney and Tim Burton versions. The Cheshire Cat is my favorite character.
  • Harry Potter (Hufflepuff)
  • Coca-Cola
  • Jagermeister
  • Foreign currency
  • Canada
  • I letterbox as well. I am Sati's Human on Atlas Quest. I am also a member of Postcrossing.com.

Edibles

  • dark chocolate
  • caramel
  • chai tea latte
  • coffee
  • Toffifee/Toffifay (depending on which country you're in)
  • Maple Nut Goodies
  • anything from Trader Joe's
  • Yuengling
  • Magic Hat #9

Movies/TV/Music

Movies

Eurotrip, Dodgeball, The Usual Suspects, The Wedding Singer, Miss Congeniality, Dangerous Beauty, Shrek, The Princess Bride, The Crow, Office Space, most anything from the MCU

TV

nip/tuck, Dirty Jobs, Scrubs, Family Guy, Intervention, The Office (US version), Weeds, Breaking Bad, The Big Bang Theory, Tosh.0, The Daily Show, Ren and Stimpy, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black

Music

80s! Bon Jovi, Poison, Motley Crue, Skid Row, Guns N Roses, Duran Duran, Firehouse, Nelson, Cinderella, etc.

I love Fleetwood Mac.

And of course the music that characterized my angst-ridden teenage years - Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Korn, Tool

The last concert I attended was Bon Jovi (of course).

Since there aren't any strictly 80's or angst-ridden stations around here, I listen to classic rock during the day. My favorite morning show is 2GNC.

Books

I will read anything you put in front of me. I like fiction, erotica, autobiographies, murder mysteries and feminist literature. David Sedaris, Anne Rice and Jeanette Winterson are just a few of the authors I enjoy. I just finished "Spare" by Prince Harry (Can I still call him that?). I'm not obsessed with the royals but I was curious to see what he had to say. It was interesting, but not riveting.

Swap Interests

You can get a pretty good idea of my interests by taking a glance at the groups I'm a member of. I really like learning paper crafts (especially one page wonders), mail art, profile surprises, coloring collaborations, postcard exchanges, and making lists.

I appreciate when someone takes the time to personalize a swap or includes a special tuck in. I don't hold hearts hostage based on this, I recognize the hard work that goes into every swap.

Likes/Dislikes

Likes

  • chapstick
  • It's Happy Bunny
  • Flying Spaghetti Monster
  • Harry Potter (especially the Weasley twins and Hufflepuff)
  • Luxo Jr. (the Pixar lamp)
  • mermaids
  • She-ra Princess of Power
  • long, dangly earrings
  • silver jewelry
  • Duke Blue Devils basketball
  • Appalachian State University (my alma mater)
  • anything ostentatious
  • TED talks

Postcards

I'm very easy to please. I'll take new, storebought, freebies, ads, homemade, and Zazzle cards. I have no preference if it is naked or in an envelope. I like all kinds of postcards; the weirder, the better. If you have a postcard you don't know what to do with or that you think no one will like, then send it to me. I like postcards from foreign countries (preferably in their language), tourist cards, unusual places, something you made yourself, a card you made yourself that represents one of my interests (for instance, the Appalachian State University logo, a bottle of Magic Hat #9, a TPS report, or a Canadian flag). And if you really want to make me scream like a little girl, I love to receive cards with:

  • flamingos

  • giraffes

  • pelicans

  • penguins

  • chinchillas

  • cats

  • emus

  • llamas

  • spoons

  • mermaids

  • Harry Potter

  • Alice in Wonderland

  • cupcakes

  • hedgehogs

Dislikes

  • having my name misspelled
  • people singing along with the radio/karaoke
  • grape or cherry flavored candy
  • the color gold
  • bags of any type
  • friendship books/sheets
  • slams, exchange slips, inchies
  • gummy candy (bears, worms, etc.)
  • powder based things like Jell-O or Koolaid
  • religion
  • anything child related (Anne Geddes, Precious Moments, etc.)
  • anything that pertains to babies, having babies, weddings, โ€œkiddishโ€ items, teaching stickers
  • politics
  • bullying, cruelty, bigotry

The Christmas Contradiction

I love Christmas but I am not religious. For me it is all about sensory indulgence. I love the lights, the smells, decorations, ornaments, cards, trees, presents, and carols. I love the commercial hype, not the proselytizing.

Swap Policy

I promise to send and rate on time. If you don't receive something, please let me know.

However, I am not a Swap-zi. I am not going to count the days between the deadline and the postmark, unless it is an egregious amount of time. We are all here to have fun and I understand that life happens. If there is an issue, just let me know. That being said, I mark my items as sent when I click send or put them in the post. If it is after the collection time or a holiday, the mail will be picked up the next day.

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Ratings

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Comment: Thank you!! I will move the cards out next round. Also, thank you for the great card and your sticker of Sat's Human is adorable!! Thank you!!!
paperlover rated for A giveaway of happy mail 2024 on Dec 2, 2024
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Comment: Happy Christmas and New Year's. I hope you have a wonderful holiday season!
KathiCooper rated for A giveaway of happy mail 2024 on Nov 30, 2024
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Comment: I hope you have a blessed holiday season!
twocatcafe rated for A giveaway of happy mail 2024 on Nov 30, 2024
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Comment: โ„๏ธ๐ŸŽ„ merry xmas! ๐ŸŽ„โ„๏ธ wishing you the best this holiday season
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Comment: Haha your note made me laugh, great minds indeed! Thanks for allowing me to get your postcard started!
peachesandlola rated for Coloring Collab 2024 #11 on Nov 25, 2024
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Comment: Thank you for the sweet note! Julia
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Comment: Thanks so very, very much for checking my name and getting it right. It really means a lot - I feel seen! ๐Ÿ˜Š I Also - I am very excited to pass along this card. Keep your laws off my body! ๐Ÿ™Œ
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Comment: Lovely card, Sherra!! Love the colors and all of the texture! Thank you!! Also love the cat stamp!!
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Comment: WOW! Someone from NC! I don't think I have ever been partnered to swap with someone from NC either! The fact that we both have 4 cats and a nerdy boyfriend is crazy too haha. I really liked your "No chihuahua or child tho" line, that made me laugh. Thank you for the great postcard, I enjoyed reading about you! :)
Eulegirl rated for PH: Scavenger Hunt for PCs #261 on Nov 16, 2024
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Comment: Thank you for the lovely cards--sorry for the late rating. I just found this one hiding under the sofa
heathka81 rated for A Special Item I Always Carry on Nov 9, 2024
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Comment: Thank you for sharing your two items you carry with you! I promise no eye rolling when you wrote of the tattoo! It IS a great conversation starter and a gentle reminder of that friendship and love you shared. I have five tattoos myself for loved ones...hence why I will never eye roll when it comes those kinds of things... An army infantryman hat wearing catfish while smoking a cigar is pretty great conversation starter, too!!! Lol. You do you. Hugs, and happy swapping!
Response: I'm so glad you share my sentiments. I love knowing that my friends are always with me and our relationships meant so much to me that I didn't think twice about getting tattooed for them. I have a tattoo for each of my cats too ;)
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Comment: LOVE your homemade "d*ckhead" PC lmao. It's so friggin adorable with the florals! I need to post more of these swaps, it's just busy this time of year what with all the holidays. I'm so glad you and your cats had fun with it, and your handwriting is so pretty btw! I agree with the sentiment. We need more humor in the world, it feels like everyone's encouraged to act more like a robot every day and I don't like it!
Response: I'm so glad you liked it! I hope the mail carriers enjoyed it too! I LOVE these swaps and will always be on board to exchange offensive and vulgar swaps! Thanks for the comment on my handwriting!
myancey rated for Just Because Postcard Swap #33 on Nov 6, 2024
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Comment: Thanks for the flamingo! Love love love
AnitaHames rated for SMSUSA: Scattegories #20 P on Oct 31, 2024
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Comment: Thanks for the card! I don't mind that the list was in the notecard! We put the same thing on school supply, car part, and map! I never even thought of pliers for a tool, and I love penguin as something cold!
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Comment: I love cats too! Give them all an extra cuddle for me <3
suepier rated for Gratitude Theme Swap on Oct 29, 2024
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Comment: Thank you for the great postcard from Queensland. I love postcards from different countries.
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Comment: Thank you so much for the wonderful notecard!
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Comment: Thanks
LisaLisa3 rated for Coloring Collab 2024 #10 on Oct 28, 2024
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Comment: Thank you, will color my section and move it on!!
Michaelasea rated for F-Bomb ATCs!!! on Oct 26, 2024
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Comments

Byn0604 on Aug 18, 2024:

hi

MarHelene on Aug 12, 2024:

Thank you for sending back the Coloring Colab card. Believe it or not, but this is the first, ever, to come back to me!

wolfeagle on Aug 9, 2024:

Thank you so much for working on this Collaboration PC. I love the thread/fabric overlay.

wolfeagle on Oct 23, 2023:

Thank you so much for the ephemera and blank ATC coins that you sent for the Send to the person above you tag. They will be great to use in some art.

LauraM540 on Oct 8, 2023:

Thanks fo the Alice themed envelope from the PF Tag!

MuggleMom on Sep 1, 2023:

So happy to see you in the Purple Craze group!

xx

MuggleMom

ladyaries7 on Oct 29, 2022:

Thanks so much for the note, postcards and stickers from the swap tag us tag! :)

lilmissthrifty on Oct 2, 2022:

Thank you Satis Human. I love all the notecards and will put them to good use. Happy mail day!!!

lunatenchi on Sep 16, 2022:

Sherra, thank you so so much for your letter and goodies! Alice in wonderland is great!! lolol <333

iowa05 on Sep 13, 2022:

Sherra!! ๐Ÿ’• Thank you so much for the sweet, chunky package of goodies for the 'Send to the Person Above You' trade. I loved everything - especially the holographic stickers and floral bookmark. ๐Ÿ˜‰ You're a gem!

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