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I am not a princess, I am a pirate! Dec 22,2024: I am engaged! My guy proposed to me on this day. Now here I am pondering starting a micro-farm. Silkie chickens and pygmie goats, raised garden beds and a pumpkin patch! I am a witchy creature, night owl. Halloween is my favorite holiday, but Yule is a close second. I love spooky cute things. Luna moths and elephants are both my spirit animals.

I am a lifelong journaller. Its hard to explain my style... king of glue book art journal, paint spread around with my fingers and doodles and sketches on top of all the mess. Gotta love clear gesso, ephemera and that good paper crinkle sound from cheap thin paper!

I have a goofball orange tabby, and he is as fat as Garfield but we call him Arlo Guthrie Cat, Arlo for short. He follows me around everywhere and is always near me, even though he was originally meant as a companion birthday gift to my daughter. A tiny kitten showed up to our house on New Years Eve, we named him Felix. We also have Buddy, a great pyrenees who stays outside to protect the kitties and all the future animals I plan on homesteading with! One leopard gecko named Pumpkin.

Mostly fantasy, science-fiction, thrillers and horror. Not big on the romance or smut, but I'll tolerate it if the books is good. Also not a fan of mystery or crime/detective stories. True crime is always intriguing, especially if its dark. I enjoy philosophic thought and quantum theories. I prefer non-fiction...always a sucker for a good story. I thrift and trade most books I read, besides the local library. I'm still stuck on physical books and trade store credit, maybe I'll eventually get into the digital age and get a kindle. I always look for new horror and thriller novels, or dystopian to boost my yearly reading count in between those 1k page fantasy series. Favorite authors: Freida McFaddon, Stephen King, Brandon Sanderson, Clive Barker, Joe Hill, Holly Black, Grady Hendrix, Ania Ahlborn, Sarah J Maas, Joyce Carol Oates, Dean Koontz is hit or miss, he has a good one occasionally. Open to recommendations! Unless you eat Mcribs from Mcdonalds.

~I crochet! Mostly I make little handmade dolls with different outfits. I crocheted a doll that looks like my daughter and make all her halloween costumes and favored outfits over the years for her doll. I make hats and sweaters for my loved ones. Mandala blankets. ~Needlefelting!
little things like ornaments and keychains. ~ Drawing/doodling/sketching I like to keep recipes in a sketchbook and illustrate all the ingredients ~ Handmade journals/notebooks ~Baking! I love to make cookies of all kinds! Breads, pastries, pies. ~ Handmade jewelry -earrings, bracelets ~

~ STICKERS! Esp vinyl, paper/washi tape and stickers, sweet or sarcastic, retro, vintage, weird. Not into kawaii. ~FUGGLERS: Funny Ugly Monsters. I don't hoard them, I only collect the ones I like. Black, gray, maroon, greens, fuzzy ones. When going out, I'll choose one to suit my outfit or mood and carry it around with me. I am a child at heart! ~ Blank Sketchbooks or Grid lined notebooks ~Kraft paper anything -envelopes, bookmarks, notepaper ~handmade ornaments -not just xmas, I also like to decorate for Halloween, Valentine's day, Easter. YARN - It all gets used. I like acrylic, cotton, bamboo. Crochet threads in skin tones.

*********LIKES: sarcasm Aliens, space, ball jointed dolls, spooky cute stuff, cats, dogs, owls, elephants, moths, foxes, anything woodsy, witchy, teas(esp chai and fruit), white chocolate. Colors: black, gray, yellow, green, TEAL, pink, peach, maroon. axolotls and blue macaws for my daughter!, sushi, zines, coffee. Things I'd enjoy to receive:

Friendship Books, Sheets, Slams, Crams. I have never swapped these, and am making my own to get into it. Learning about deco books, and lyrix and slams.

Tarot Card(s)/ Decks or Stickers

Artist Trading Cards (ATCs), blank ATCs, handmade ATC envelopes, clear sleeves

Blank Postcards -sarcastic or funny, artsy, woodsy, vintage, animals. Or blanks to draw paint postcards. Handmade Postcards.

Bookmarks, handmade envelopes, washi tape sample cards

Blank Valentines Cards - cute or funny, naughty, silly. Vintage Valentines and Halloween ephemera.

Anything related to homesteading! Seeds, empty seed packets, labels for canned or baked goods, egg stand labels and decor, ideas!

Witchy/Spiritual related items

Origami paper or paper star strips for my daughter! Also we both like nail wrap stickers, the kind you stick on then file off the tip of your fingernail. Bright colors or holidays!

********DISLIKES: Drama. I'll list things I don't care for here but I won't be a stinkbug if I receive anything in these categories, I will just pass them on to others who would enjoy them more. - anything purple, just don't care for purple or lavender - anything religious - kawaii themes - glitter or glittery things - dark chocolate -