Would you rather....round 2

One partner

Answer the following questions:

Would you rather:

Have very, very smelly underarm sweat OR non-odorous underarm sweat that nonetheless causes terrible stains on all your clothes?

Have the ability to see 10 years into your own future OR one year into the future of the world?

Wind surf on shark inhabited waters OR hang glide over a forest fire?

Have an attractive spouse with a hideously annoying laugh OR an attractive spouse who is a hopelessly bad dresser? (there is a Family Guy episode with a pretty girl and a hideous laugh)

Paint a large wall with your tongue or your toes?

Have someone sneeze on your food in the kitchen OR someone walk by and fart (loud and nasty) as you are taking a bite of your food?

Wear a Hello Kitty costume for a week or a speedo for a day?

Be on Big Brother or Jerseylicious?

Be in a room surounded by 100 3 yr. olds or 100 non-poisonous snakes?

Get superglued for a day with your hands in a high five to your boss or by your hip to one of your family members?

Have fun and no simple "I would do this." Explain!! It's hilarious:)