Dressed for Silliness

People wear things. For example, some pieces are worn because it would be cold without them and some pieces are worn because certain cultures prefer to have certain parts of our bodies covered. And then there are those things that are worn because they tell something, like that you support a team, fight for a cause or belong to a secret society.

This swap is about sending your partner three things that say

WE ARE SILLY.

More or less discreetly or openly.

Pick 3 different items from the following list of wearable things. You can buy them if you have the money or make them if you have the skills (if you have neither, consider skipping this swap). See your partner's profile and this swap description's comments to get clues of what they would like. Preferably not only very small and simple things but some variation.

Also, this means that you should list your preferences and size info either in your profile or in the comments. Please remember that this is not a spoiled brat's letter to Santa (read: just a few tips and wishes, no dictations!). No monetary limits but also no poorest quality; send something you'd be happy to receive and something that can be worn in public to promote silliness.

THE LIST TO PICK FROM:

• a pair of socks
• a pair of gloves (regular or fingerless, whatever)
• a scarf
• a necklace
• a bracelet
• a ring
• a pair of earrings
• a headband
• hairclips
• a bow
• a tie
• a brooch
• something I forgot to mention

What's silly then? You tell us. Wacky color combinations, funny images, crazy shapes. Something you can stare at or play with during a boring meeting or a lecture and snicker a little to yourself.

You know what I'm going to say next. Hint: it has something to do with following the guidelines and timetables and not fucking this up for other people. If you flake I'll summon my angels and send the darkest and most vicious one to bite your butt and drag you to eternal damnation/out of this group. And that's all the angel stuff I'll do.